If you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
Quite recently I was mowing the lawn and complaining
To no one in particular, as I held forth in maintaining
That the weather was too cold, it being late-ish May,
When on earth were we getting a warm weather day?
The gods in charge of the Atmospheric Biz
Responded as if I’d issued a pop quiz.
As quick as a wink they cranked up the heat,
Today our tongues loll, our faces red as a beet.
Who would have guessed I had sway over the weather
I’m sorry I threw us into the inferno together.
But worry not, because this was only a tease -
Next week back to temperate, down at least 15 degrees!
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